5th September 2008

Perfect Ending To A Perfect Week

Police officer in full riot gear to a group of four other cops after Rage concert: Yep, just another night in Minneapolis.

Minneapolis, Downtown-corner of Hennepin and something
Overheard by Yep, just a typical night.

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4th September 2008

Maybe He Likes It That Way

Guy watching Hardball with Chris Matthews being filmed live with Pat Buchanan as guest: Pat Buchanan, you have a high definition booger in your nose!

St. Paul, Rice Park
Overheard by a.lil.

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4th September 2008

Is That A Euphemism?

Ramsey County Sheriff in full SWAT gear to another Sheriff:  I thought all the pigeons were supposed to be killed before the Republicans got here.

Saint Paul,  Wabasha Street
Overheard by First immigrants now birds???

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4th September 2008

Representing Your Party Honorably: You’re Doing It Wrong

Douchebag, on Michelle Obama: To think a woman who should be making the beds in the Lincoln Bedroom might be sleeping in them!

Minneapolis hotel where delegates are staying
Overheard by Jane.

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4th September 2008

I Don’t Believe You

The Tonight Show’s Mo Rocca to his crew about the Hooters girls in the segment: They actually know stuff.

CivicFest - Minneapolis Convention Center
Overheard by I’m suprised too.

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3rd September 2008

Just Be Concerned About The Last Time They Showered

Business Casual Jerk to Business Casual Jerk Friend: You know who is inside don’t you?  It’s those ‘Anarchists!’

Hard Rock Cafe across from Target Center
Overheard by Rage Against the Machine.

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3rd September 2008

The Tips Are Probably Going To Suck

Valet Parking Kid #1: Did you hear they want us to stay open late tonight?  Yeah, for the Rage Against the Machine after crowd.
Valet Parking Kid #2: What?!  FUCK THAT.

Minneapolis, Outside the Capitol Grille
Overheard by Dirty “Anarchist”.

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3rd September 2008

You Take What You Get And Like It

Boy at Ripple Effect while watching Rage Against the Machine talk to State Troopers:  We want Rage, not the Village People!

State Capitol
Overheard by I always liked Victor Willis…

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3rd September 2008

The First Part Is Proving Tricky

A protester: If you don’t fuck with the police, they won’t fuck with you.

State Capitol grounds
Overheard by apparently the only other protester who already knew that.

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2nd September 2008

And Get Lost On Your Way Back

Driver (out window): I have to go pick up a congresswoman!
Guy in next lane over: Take your time.

Summit Ave
Overheard by Stickin’ it to the man, one cabby at a time.

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2nd September 2008

He Helps Their Aim

Guy #1 looking at the snipers on the roof of a St. Paul building: What do you think they’re doing while they’re up there?
Guy #2: Probably jamming out to Mos Def.  That’s what I would do.

Take Back Labor Day @ Harriet island
Overheard by Snipers scare me.

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2nd September 2008

They’re Not The Crazy Ones

Girl walking down the street: There are, like, 15 cops standing on the next street with dogs.
Her friend: Then something tells me it’s in the best interest of our safety to turn here.

St. Paul, Downtown
Overheard by I think I’ll turn here too.

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2nd September 2008

Everyone Adhered To The Plan: Total Chaos

Man: I hate to say it, but the anarchists are the most organized group out here.

Saint Paul, RNC Protest
Overheard by sxoidmal.

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2nd September 2008

Getting Arrested Is Cool

Man referring to protesters getting arrested: You got a bunch of young idiots down there that haven’t figured life out yet.

St. Paul Law Enforcement Center
Overheard by Unlike the old idiots that have it all figured out.

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2nd September 2008

Following Rules Are For Suckers!

Cop (clearing blockade from the middle of the street): Why don’t you kids just grow up?
Funk the war teen: Because then we’d turn into you!

Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by And we don’t want that.

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1st September 2008

That Is Not What I’m Hearing

Man: For an anti-war movement, there isn’t much movement.

St.Paul, Start of the protest
Overheard by patch.

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1st September 2008

Time To “Pick Up The Pen”

Snazzy Man: Ya know, I’d give world peace to have a nice chair right now. I’m getting too old to be a hero.

St.Paul, End of the protest
Overheard by he was right.

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1st September 2008

They Just Like The Hats

Dude to two women wearing McCain/Palin hats and buttons: So, are you two in town for business?

960 bus back from the MN State Fair
Overheard by CINF.

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31st August 2008

How To Win A Cop Over

Cop on Lightrail exit: I’m going to need to see your ticket, ma’am.
Woman: What for? I just got OFF the fucking train.
Cop: (Looking slightly hurt) There’s no need to use language like that, ma’am. I’m just doing my job.

Lightrail station at Lake and Hiawatha, where a protest is taking place
Overheard by Max.

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31st August 2008

Crazy Arrived With The Jars Of Urine

Heavyset young man with neck beard on cell phone: So, the cops raided a bunch of activists last night. They seized guns and knives. They found jars of urine. This is going to be interesting, but I hope is doesn’t get crazy. (pause) Yeah, I don’t have ANYTHING in common with any of these people.

Lightrail
Overheard by: Max

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