5th
September
2008
Perfect Ending To A Perfect Week
Police officer in full riot gear to a group of four other cops after Rage concert: Yep, just another night in Minneapolis.
Minneapolis, Downtown-corner of Hennepin and something
Overheard by Yep, just a typical night.
tags: cops , minneapolis |
4th
September
2008
Maybe He Likes It That Way
Guy watching Hardball with Chris Matthews being filmed live with Pat Buchanan as guest: Pat Buchanan, you have a high definition booger in your nose!
St. Paul, Rice Park
Overheard by a.lil.
tags: st paul |
4th
September
2008
Is That A Euphemism?
Ramsey County Sheriff in full SWAT gear to another Sheriff: I thought all the pigeons were supposed to be killed before the Republicans got here.
Saint Paul, Wabasha Street
Overheard by First immigrants now birds???
tags: cops , st paul |
4th
September
2008
Representing Your Party Honorably: You’re Doing It Wrong
Douchebag, on Michelle Obama: To think a woman who should be making the beds in the Lincoln Bedroom might be sleeping in them!
Minneapolis hotel where delegates are staying
Overheard by Jane.
tags: hotels , minneapolis |
4th
September
2008
I Don’t Believe You
The Tonight Show’s Mo Rocca to his crew about the Hooters girls in the segment: They actually know stuff.
CivicFest - Minneapolis Convention Center
Overheard by I’m suprised too.
tags: civicfest |
3rd
September
2008
Just Be Concerned About The Last Time They Showered
Business Casual Jerk to Business Casual Jerk Friend: You know who is inside don’t you? It’s those ‘Anarchists!’
Hard Rock Cafe across from Target Center
Overheard by Rage Against the Machine.
tags: anarchists , minneapolis |
3rd
September
2008
The Tips Are Probably Going To Suck
Valet Parking Kid #1: Did you hear they want us to stay open late tonight? Yeah, for the Rage Against the Machine after crowd.
Valet Parking Kid #2: What?! FUCK THAT.
Minneapolis, Outside the Capitol Grille
Overheard by Dirty “Anarchist”.
tags: minneapolis |
3rd
September
2008
You Take What You Get And Like It
Boy at Ripple Effect while watching Rage Against the Machine talk to State Troopers: We want Rage, not the Village People!
State Capitol
Overheard by I always liked Victor Willis…
tags: protests , st paul |
3rd
September
2008
The First Part Is Proving Tricky
A protester: If you don’t fuck with the police, they won’t fuck with you.
State Capitol grounds
Overheard by apparently the only other protester who already knew that.
tags: protests , st paul |
2nd
September
2008
And Get Lost On Your Way Back
Driver (out window): I have to go pick up a congresswoman!
Guy in next lane over: Take your time.
Summit Ave
Overheard by Stickin’ it to the man, one cabby at a time.
tags: st paul |
2nd
September
2008
He Helps Their Aim
Guy #1 looking at the snipers on the roof of a St. Paul building: What do you think they’re doing while they’re up there?
Guy #2: Probably jamming out to Mos Def. That’s what I would do.
Take Back Labor Day @ Harriet island
Overheard by Snipers scare me.
tags: cops , take back labor day |
2nd
September
2008
They’re Not The Crazy Ones
Girl walking down the street: There are, like, 15 cops standing on the next street with dogs.
Her friend: Then something tells me it’s in the best interest of our safety to turn here.
St. Paul, Downtown
Overheard by I think I’ll turn here too.
tags: cops , st paul |
2nd
September
2008
Everyone Adhered To The Plan: Total Chaos
Man: I hate to say it, but the anarchists are the most organized group out here.
Saint Paul, RNC Protest
Overheard by sxoidmal.
tags: protests , st paul |
2nd
September
2008
Getting Arrested Is Cool
Man referring to protesters getting arrested: You got a bunch of young idiots down there that haven’t figured life out yet.
St. Paul Law Enforcement Center
Overheard by Unlike the old idiots that have it all figured out.
tags: protests , st paul |
2nd
September
2008
Following Rules Are For Suckers!
Cop (clearing blockade from the middle of the street): Why don’t you kids just grow up?
Funk the war teen: Because then we’d turn into you!
Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by And we don’t want that.
tags: cops , protests , st paul |
1st
September
2008
Man: For an anti-war movement, there isn’t much movement.
St.Paul, Start of the protest
Overheard by patch.
tags: protests , st paul |
1st
September
2008
Time To “Pick Up The Pen”
Snazzy Man: Ya know, I’d give world peace to have a nice chair right now. I’m getting too old to be a hero.
St.Paul, End of the protest
Overheard by he was right.
tags: protests , st paul |
1st
September
2008
They Just Like The Hats
Dude to two women wearing McCain/Palin hats and buttons: So, are you two in town for business?
960 bus back from the MN State Fair
Overheard by CINF.
tags: mccain , minneapolis , palin |
31st
August
2008
How To Win A Cop Over
Cop on Lightrail exit: I’m going to need to see your ticket, ma’am.
Woman: What for? I just got OFF the fucking train.
Cop: (Looking slightly hurt) There’s no need to use language like that, ma’am. I’m just doing my job.
Lightrail station at Lake and Hiawatha, where a protest is taking place
Overheard by Max.
tags: cops , minneapolis , protests |
31st
August
2008
Crazy Arrived With The Jars Of Urine
Heavyset young man with neck beard on cell phone: So, the cops raided a bunch of activists last night. They seized guns and knives. They found jars of urine. This is going to be interesting, but I hope is doesn’t get crazy. (pause) Yeah, I don’t have ANYTHING in common with any of these people.
Lightrail
Overheard by: Max
tags: activists |